Hooters

Hooters Girls should dump their stockings
so that customers can enjoy looking not
only at their hooters but at their other
assets as well.

Hey, Bud. There's this place in Texas
called "Bone Daddy's", much like Hooters
but the girls don't wear stockings, have
much skimpier uniforms and they
actually sit down beside you for a chat.
That place was packed with redneck
takuzas at 4:30 in the afternoon!!
Nice to know that the Takuza is a
universal brotherhood. :-D